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Any good Christmas jokes ?
« on: December 11, 2015, 11:36:55 AM »
Tis the time for awful cracker jokes  so what's your best one?
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Re: Any good Christmas jokes ?
« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2015, 11:40:56 AM »
6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy.

(and I've got to say, it always creases me up  :)  )

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Re: Any good Christmas jokes ?
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2015, 11:47:07 AM »
 ;D ;D the cheesy ones are the best!

What does Santa do with fat elves?
Send them to an 'ealth (elf) farm  ::)
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Re: Any good Christmas jokes ?
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2015, 09:50:00 PM »
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?

A Christmas Quacker!

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Re: Any good Christmas jokes ?
« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2015, 10:26:03 AM »
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?

One that's deep pan, crisp and even!

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Re: Any good Christmas jokes ?
« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2015, 10:54:29 AM »
Groaning!!  Keep them coming....

What do sheep sing at Christmas?

Merry Christmas to ewe  ::) ;D
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Re: Any good Christmas jokes ?
« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2015, 09:54:20 AM »
What do Santa's elves learn at school?....

....the elfabet  ;D ;D
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Re: Any good Christmas jokes ?
« Reply #7 on: December 14, 2015, 09:00:57 PM »
What did the sea say to santa?

Nothing it just waved  ::)
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Re: Any good Christmas jokes ?
« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2015, 09:31:00 PM »
Cross a snowman with a vampire and you get ...

Frostbite :)
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Re: Any good Christmas jokes ?
« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2015, 10:29:27 AM »
ooo another groaner!  ;D ;D

What does Santa eat for breakfast?

...... Frosties  ;D
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