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Holy Golf!!!
« on: March 07, 2014, 11:41:18 AM »
A nun walks into Mother Superior's office and plunks down into a  chair.
She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration.

'What  troubles you, Sister?' asked the Mother Superior .. 'I 
 thought this was the day you spent with your  family.'
 'It was,'  sighed the Sister. 'And I went to play golf with my 
 brother. We try to play  golf as often as we can. You know  I
was  quite a talented golfer before I devoted my life to  Christ.'

 'I seem to  recall that,' the Mother Superior  agreed. 'So I take
it  your day of recreation  was not  relaxing?'
Far from  it,' snorted the Sister. 'In fact, I even  took the 
Lord's name in vain today!'
'Goodness,  Sister!' gasped  the Mother Superior, astonished. 'You 
 must tell me all about  it!'

'Well, we  were on the fifth tee...and  this hole is a monster, 
Mother Superior - 540 yard Par 5,  with a nasty dog leg  left and
a  hidden green....and I hit the drive of my life.  I creamed  it.
The  sweetest swing I ever made.
And it's  flying  straight and true, right along the line I 
wanted...and it hits a bird  in mid-flight !'
'Oh my!'  commiserated the Mother. 'How unfortunate! But surely
that didn't make you blaspheme, Sister!'

 'No, that  wasn't  it,' admitted Sister. 'While I was still trying 
 to fathom what had happened, this squirrel runs out of the woods, 
 grabs my ball and runs off down the fairway!'

 'Oh, that  would have made me blaspheme!' sympathized the  Mother.
 'But I  didn't, Mother!' sobbed  the Sister. 'And I was so proud
of  myself! And while I was pondering whether this was a sign from
God, this hawk swoops out of the sky and  grabs the squirrel and flies 
off, with my ball still clutched in his paws!'

'So that's  when you cursed,' said the Mother with a  knowing 
smile.'   Nope,  that wasn't it either,' cried the Sister, anguished, 
'because as the hawk  started to fly out of sight, the squirrel 
 started struggling, and the hawk  dropped him right there on the 
green, and the ball popped out of his paws and rolled to about 18 
 inches from the cup!'

Mother  Superior sat back in her chair, folded her  arms across
her  chest, fixed the Sister with a baleful stare and  said…...

'You missed the f#ckin' putt, didn't you?

If life deals you lemons, make lemonade!!


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