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Offline debs2702

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« on: January 03, 2014, 10:34:09 AM »
The Air Canada plane leaves  Pearson Airport under the control of a
Jewish captain; his co-pilot is Chinese. 
It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence
between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike. 

Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the
auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, 
'I don't like Chinese..' 

'No rike Chinese?' asks the co-pilot, 'why not?' 

'You people bombed Pearl Harbour , that's why!' 
'No, no', the co-pilot protests, 'Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah!  That
Japanese, not Chinese.' 

'Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese.....doesn't matter, you all look
alike!' 
There's a few minutes of silence. 

'I no rike Jews!' the co-pilot suddenly announces. 
'Oh yeah, why not?' asks the captain. 
'Jews sink Titanic!' says the co-pilot. 
'What? You're insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the
captain, 'It was an iceberg!' 
Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg , .....all f***n same.

 ;D ;D

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