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Re: Funniest thing I've read in a long time....
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2013, 11:22:25 PM »
If ONLY I'd known.....  I really did slide into parenthood without a clue - probably just as well or I'd never have taken the leap.

I loved the start of this - preparing for pregnancy

Put on a dressing gown and stick a beanbag down the front.
Leave it there.
After 9 months remove 5% of the beans.


I'm still working on shifting the baby weight!

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Re: Funniest thing I've read in a long time....
« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2013, 12:23:25 AM »
I particularly liked the bits about the octopus, going for a walk and the goats.
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Re: Funniest thing I've read in a long time....
« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2013, 07:18:15 AM »
It's funny that anyone ever thinks their life will be the same.

Did I say funny ... perhaps I meant sad.
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