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Offline debs2702

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Male/Female - laugh for us both LOL
« on: November 08, 2013, 03:02:37 PM »
Ever wondered what is male and female ....??

 
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in...but you can see right through them.
 
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off....it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed...but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
 
TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
 
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object... Because to get them to go anywhere.....you have to light a fire under their arse.
 
SPONGES: These are female...because they are soft......squeezable and retain water.
 
WEB PAGES: Female...because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
 
TRAINS: Definitely male... Because they always use the same old lines for picking up people..
 
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because....over time...all the weight shifts to the bottom.
 
HAMMERS: Male..... Because in the last 5000 years.....they've hardly changed at all...and are occasionally handy to have around.
 
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male...but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it...and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push...he just keeps trying   ;D  ;D


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Re: Male/Female - laugh for us both LOL
« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2013, 03:30:02 PM »
 :)  :)  :)

Love the Egg Timer.
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