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Seamus and Bessie
« on: November 08, 2013, 02:55:45 PM »
Seamus  &  Bessie...

An Irish farmer named Seamus had an accident with a lorry and was
sueing the lorry company.

In court their hot-shot solicitor was questioning Seamus..


'Now didn't you say to the Police at the scene of the accident, 'I'm


'Well , I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite cow
Bessie into the...'


'I didn't ask for any details , just answer the question.

Did you not tell the police officer at the scene of the accident, "I'm
fine !" ?' 


'Well, I had just got Bessie into the sidecar and I was driving down
the road.....'

The solicitor interrupted again and said,

'Your Honour , I am trying to establish the fact that , at the scene
of the accident this man told the police that he was fine. Now several weeks after the
accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell
him to simply answer the question.'

By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Seamus's answer and
said to the solicitor:

'I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favourite cow Bessie'.

Seamus thanked the Judge and proceeded.

'Well as I was saying , I had just loaded Bessie , my favourite cow ,
into the sidecar and was driving her down the road when this huge
lorry and trailer came through a stop sign and hit me right in the side. I was thrown into
one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurt very bad like and didn't want to

However , I could hear old Bessie moaning and groaning.
I knew she was in terrible pain just by her groans.
Shortly after the accident a policeman on a motorbike turned up.

He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her.

After he looked at her and saw her condition , he took out his gun and
shot her between the eyes.

Then the policeman came charging across the road , gun still in hand ,
looked me up and down , and said

'How badly are you hurt?'

'Now what the F**k would you have said'?


If life deals you lemons, make lemonade!!


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