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Junior school children writing about the sea - LMAO
« on: October 21, 2013, 05:33:09 PM »
Junior School Children Writing About The Sea

 
1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)

2) Oysters' balls are called pearls.(James age 6)
 
3) If you are surrounded by sea you're an Island. If you don't have sea all round you, you are incontinent. ( Wayne age 7)
 
4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily  Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)
 
5) A dolphin breaths through an arshole on the top of its head. (Billy age 6)
 
6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs (Millie age 6)
 
7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean.. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans. (William age 7)
 
8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant?(Helen age 6)
 
9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mum, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write.(Amy age 6)
 
10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)
 
11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small.(Kevin age 6)
 
12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other.  (Becky age 8)
 
13) On holiday my Mum went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot up her fanny. (Julie age 7)
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Re: Junior school children writing about the sea - LMAO
« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2013, 05:57:22 PM »
:)

Things they say - shocker, wonder where they get that from?
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Re: Junior school children writing about the sea - LMAO
« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2013, 10:14:49 AM »
Classic ! I love number 13 :-)

I really wish I'd kept a list of some of the things my kids have come out with over the years.

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Re: Junior school children writing about the sea - LMAO
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2013, 12:20:00 AM »
Number 9 is a bit tragic though !

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Re: Junior school children writing about the sea - LMAO
« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2013, 12:38:15 AM »
Oysters' balls are called pearls.(James age 6)

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