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Dictionary:: Women's Personal Ads
« on: October 24, 2012, 02:41:35 PM »
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS :
40-ish - 49
Adventurous - Slept with everyone
Athletic - No puppies
Average looking - Ugly
Beautiful - Pathological liar
Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure - On medication
Free spirit - Junkie
Fun - Annoying
New Age - Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded - Desperate
Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate - Sloppy drunk
Professional - Bitch
Wants Soul mate - Stalker
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