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Offline debs2702

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FIFTY SHADES OF GREY
« on: October 23, 2012, 02:52:12 PM »
The missus bought a Paperback
down Dymocks, Saturday,
I had a look in her bag;
T’was “fifty shades of grey”.

Well I just left her to it,
At ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread…..

In her left hand she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down on the floor,
And then began to strip.

Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Doris hasn’t weathered well;
She’s eighty four next week.

Watching Doris bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
Things went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!

She struggled up upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and…
Said…. I must dominate her!!

Now if you knew our Doris,
You’d see just why I spluttered,
I’d spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I’d muttered.

She stood there nude, naked like;
Bent forward just a bit ….
I thought what the hell,
Stepped forward,
and stood on her left tit!

Doris screamed, her teeth shot out;
My god what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
“Step on the other one”!!

Well readers, I can’t tell no more;
About what occurred  that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,….
Turned “fifty shades of Grey”.

 ;D ;D  - sooooo funny
If life deals you lemons, make lemonade!!

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Re: FIFTY SHADES OF GREY
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2012, 10:39:38 PM »
Fabulous!!  (And now nicked, thanks!   ;D )

 

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